Self Portrait.

Steve.D.Hammond.
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Self Portrait.
Self Portrait.

Self Portrait.
Wearing A White Powdered Wig.
After listening to hours upon hours of Baroque music,I had the unceasing desire to put on a white powered wig,it's really amazing just after putting it on ,the pompous feeling one gets,it felt like my nose grew 2 Ft long, and now I had no choice but to look down on all my neighbors and society in general,which needless to say is the reason I quickly threw this monstrosity into the nearest trash can,only to my horror to find out after about 2 hours I spotted the neighbor kid wearing this atrocity barking orders to all the neighborhood children, couldn't make out all that he was saying or more appropriately yelling, but I did managed to catch a part of what this new disgracious king ordered, when he raised his stick into the air and yell (OFF With His HEAD)! (OFF WITH HIS HEAD)! O' the horror,no doubt some innocent peasant boy who is now at the mercy of this vicious barbaric and enlightened crowd, I thought I hoped and prayed if some uncouth crime is committed with this wig i.e atrocious head wear ,that it can't be traced back to me,after all my hands should be clean right?albeit they have a little white powder on them,O'well please excuse me, I really now must take my leave,for my tea is ready and my wenches are HOT!!!.Steve.D.Hammond.
P.S If I do go down for this I'm taking George Frideric Handel with me,that much you can be assured!

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Taken on: November 10, 2015
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