51-52 Agnes: almost silent night

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51-52 Agnes: almost silent night
51-52 Agnes: almost silent night

Fred: Don't you love a chill moment of peace and simple joy?
Agnes: I don't know what that's like. Somehow I'm always on edge.
Eva: Shhh, you guys are wrecking my Christmas mojo.
Fred: I've got more than enough of my own mojo. Do you want some? I'm happy to share.
Agnes: I'm well aware of you sharing your mojo and your spirit of every season.
Fred: Is it my fault that your tail looks like a rope for a bell cord and that I can't help putting it in my mouth to try and play the carol of the bells.
Agnes: That's more on you than me.
Fred: And is it my fault that your back leg makes me think of a turkey drumstick so it keeps going in my mouth for a good chewing.
Agnes: Also more on you than me.
Fred: And is it my fault that your noggin reminds me of egg nod so I can't stop trying to chew it?
Agnes: Again, more on you than me.
Eva: And seriously? You chew egg nog? What kind of a monster are you?
Fred: I'm less of a monster and more of a creature who has limited self control and likes to spread joy.
Agnes: Could your joy spreading have a lot less Agnes chewing involved in it?
Fred: Do you think that's why you're always on edge?
Agnes: Most definitely.
Fred: Well then you're welcome. My Christmas gift to you is exercising your anxiety. It's like running, if you don't practice it never gets better.
Eva: Dude, that's not how anxiety works. And that is not a gift.
Fred: Some say gift, others say trauma. Either way you're all welcome. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make a clatter on the lawn.

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The girls and Fred in their new Christmas sweaters. And yes, Fred does constantly chew Aggie's tail, legs, and head. But she does respond back with play wrestling 10% of the time so Fred thinks that it's OK.

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