Proof: Zombies suffer from chronic constipation

            I'll explain why.  See this plant?  Of course you do, it's the subject of the photo.  

This plant is growing through the fence.  Now, a smart plant wouldn't do that, it would grow straight up where it could spend less energy maintaining its structure.  

However, plants are not smart because they do not have brains. 

It is also well known that zombies eat brains.  Due to plants being dumb, zombies are strictly non vegetarian.  As a result, they don't get any fiber in their diet.  Since they don't get fiber, they are chronically constipated. 

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Taken in: United Kingdom / England / Porthcurno (show map)

Taken on: October 11, 2010

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