Halloween is chilling in a dark forest nearby, but it is coming...

            This was for the Join The Family Contest : DRD. I didn't win, but holy crap, there were a LOT of good entries! I did make it to runner up though, and am very happy about that :D

I'm not gonna tell you the story of my entire life. I'm not all that interesting. Oh, who am I kidding... I am the most awesome, most important, and actually the ONLY interesting Paynesworth there is. All the successes of the family, past, present and future... it's all thanks to me. So what if I don't have any skills or actually DO anything, if I say I am the cause for all the success, it's just the way it is. YOU on the other hand are not important, so why would I waste any of my precious time telling you anything? Hrmpff.

I will just say a few short things. I'm Q Paynesworth and I put the romance in necromancer. I keep the souls of my victims. Delicious souls. If you look closely, you might catch a glimpse of them in the depths of my eyes. I love my family. Especially with garlic. People always seem so shocked by that. I don't get it. Why do you all hate garlic so much? Oh well.

I've returned to Rosewood after several decades in the abyss. I need new limbs, and they don't grow on trees, so here I am, lurking in the remote hallways of this vast old Asylum. I have an old office here somewhere too. I am not crazy. I'd bet I am the most sane Paynesworth ever, and that says a LOT, since most are quite sane indeed. The world is full of tree-huggers, and my family tree is full of self-huggers. Have you SEEN all the straight jackets my relatives go through in a year?! Loving yourself enough to hug yourself all day long... how is that a bad thing? At least I think it's because they love themselves. They just stare like they have seen a ghost, or grunt incoherently when I ask them if they are nuts. If they were indeed insane, I am sure they would just fess up and admit it. They're family after all.

I used to put my feet in my mouth quite often when I was younger. I don't have that problem anymore. All part of growing up I guess. These days, I just need to pay a bit better attention when eating, so I don't forget where the food ends and the hands start. It's something that'd come natural to most, I am sure, but if you'd been your own experiment for centuries of Do It Yourself surgery, I am sure you'd find it a bit of a challenge too, to remember which parts you still have, and what new parts you have gained. Speaking of parts, I have the coolest pets. I found them down in the void and since they died when I ate parts of them, I had to resurrect them and attach them to myself. They weren't very skilled at surviving with just their heads and necks left, so.. 

Whenever I feel like sharing a bottle with a friend, I end up having to find new friends. EVERY SINGLE TIME! People are so damn weak nowadays. They can't even drink a nice glass of poisonous goodness without perishing. Wimps. I'm single, but I invite people over for dinner all the time. I don't care if you're tall or short, fat or slim, ugly or cute. I'll still date you.... as long as you don't mind us having our first date at my house. When people say they'd give an arm and a leg just to go on a date with me, who am I to crush their silly little dreams?

My freezer room is starting to get a bit too full though, so I reckon I'll just have to cut down on the dating thing for a while. Sorry. Don't sweat it though, if you need a hand with anything, just let me know. I'll happily thaw one for you. Now I really need to go get my hair done, and practise some more DIY plastic surgery. I'm starting to get really skilled at it, as I am sure you'll see, if our paths should cross one of these wonderfully dreadful nights. 

Now scoot. I need to find a new pair of legs and yours just won't do.

Taken on: September 25, 2020

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