20240607 Fozzie's Friday Funnies # 103

            Fozzie:  “Hey, Kermit!  I learned a lot about dinosaurs in these past few weeks.”
Kermit: "Okay.  Tell me how to find the velociraptor.”
Fozzie:  “That’s easy.  Everyone knows to find the velociraptor you take the distanceraptor and divide by the timeraptor.”
Kermit:  “Do you know how long dinosaurs roamed the earth?”
Fozzie:  “The same way that short dinosaurs did.”
Kermit:  “How does a pterodactyl pay his bills?”
Fozzie:  “He would use Tyrannosaurus Checks.”
Kermit:  “What if he lived in Prague?”
Fozzie:  “Then he would have to use Tyrannosaurus Czechs.” 
Kermit:  “What do you call a dinosaur from Canada?”
Fozzie:  “He would be a Torontosaurus Rex.”
Kermit:  “Why did the huge comets surprise the dinosaurs?” 
Fozzie:  “Because they had wished for a meatier shower.  And that is why the dinosaurs dislike one of Santa’s reindeer.”
Kermit:  “No Comet on this. These dinosaur puns are pteroble.”

   

Taken on: June 6, 2024

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