Classic Castle: The Mage and his adventurer team defending the city silver at the cleft of Devils jaws agains barbarian faction forces in his youth according to his memory (AFOL LEGO Vignette MOC Knights and Castle

            Hello Dear listener!
I just wanted to talk to you a bit, because most of the things you hear about me is from the kings angle of perspective... or shall I say: "his Propaganda"

Since mostly have heard his twisted version of the events in our kingdom, I will just have to start off by telling you some of the truths that the King never will admit or tell the right way...

Number one is that my Magic doesn´t work, that might be true from one perspective, right now my magic usually don´t work as well as it did in the past, I used to be able to zap giants with electric currents coming out of my fingertips, it might be age or that my bones have gotten twisted and these currents no longer can stream freely...

...but at good days I can light a small fire, but most often not, I am presently researching some of my ancient books about regaining youth, if my hands could just regain youth I would be able to zap adversaries once more, I know that...

Second: I don´t have syphilis as our rulers sometimes claims, nor have I got any other sexually transmitted disease it is just a rumor that the king spread about me because he i jealous that a man of my ripe age still can satisfy the women something he is not been able to do for a very, very long time...

...and the thing is it isn´t my fault that women find me interesting, I might look like a bent Bananan but my groin region is young and heathy and sparkling, really the only part of me that is still capable of producing magic, indeed!!!

Let me tell you a story from when I was younger, when our precent King Henry was only a price and as wrinkly as me but very tiny, also known as a newborn!

...it might have been 300 year ago I was perhaps 150 years then or was it the other way around, anyway the king was just a one of those pre-human´s I have in Jars of non-drinking alkohol that I have plucked out of dead pregnant women out of curiosity and in attempts to revive back to life....

...anyway I was younger back then I was even more handsome, I dressed in white back then I called my self Grand-daddy-elf the white, my magic was so strong back then once I mistakenly zapped my self in the back at a battle once and it was very painful despite the flash had traveled all around our world, actually that was how I discovered that the world is an orb..

....anyway I was serving the present kings great grandfather back then, he had a son, a wrinkly little baby our precent king before he was a king, actually he was just a prince back then, oh god what an ugly child...

...anyway a force called the pre-barbarian horde had attacked our capital, broken through our city wall our main defense, sacked the city and pillaged and raped us.. 

I was leading a small band of heroes, one was a pinhead warrior, another had hairy feet, no wait I am getting it wrong that is a book I read once...

...anyway we had to flee the city and I was leading an adventurer band back then, mighty heroes that called me leader...

...so anyway we where cornered at Devils Pass a place in our ancient capital before this capital or was it before...

...well anyway... they had us in a rat-tarp, we where so few, they were so many, then you zapped one or cut down one, three more would appear...

...yeah So We where trapped at this pass coming towards us in hordes, we had the infant king, the daughter of the precent king and 25 tons of silver treasure we had to defend...

...then the horde attacked us again and again, only a few of my mighty warriors where still standing... we where cornered at this cliff named Devils Horn defending our Silver-King against a horde of infants and our crown price, we fought so hard, blood was spattering right and left...

...and the greenskins had green blood like their skins, they were barbarians and called to a master named Sauriod or something like that... or was that the book I wrote....

...ah common leave me alone, I am an old man, go away... I need to rest now, have you no respect that an old man who have lived for over a decade needs some rest?

Leave me alone... Ask me to retell this story another day when I feel younger and stronger...

Taken on: July 3, 2011

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