Classic Castle: the Queen stops the wizards "rocket" experiment just before blast-off and again gets the slammers as cruelty towards animals (medieval AFOL LEGO MOC town vignette with a monkey minifigure) Hobby Photos

            ...the Queens had already started to suspect something, first the Mage had imported a Monkey a sort of degenerated human-like animal with arms as arms and arms as legs and with a prehensile tail  living in the tropical zones of the world...

Then the gate toll people noted that several kegs of gunpowder was imported from the far east, a weird kind of combustable gravel that when used by skilled hands could make beautiful Sky-flowers of sparks...

The Queen who had the wizard under surveillance just to prohibit him to start of fund and new  expeditions to the Grottos and caves under the city... 

When she got the reports of the monkey she thought, great he has stopped only caring for himself, gold and experiments and got himself a pet to care about...

when the report of all those nasty explosives came, she knew that he was up to no good...

The Queen had recently created a new law with her citizen advisory chamber, it forebode cruelty to animals, a law that made animals Legal persons with rights not to be treated in a cruel, breach of  this law,could be punished by prison and repeated offenses could be punished by minor-torture and a longer prison sentence...

The Queen thought,perhaps this new law will have it´s first perpetrator...
She got some palace-guards and ventured to the Wizards tower, outside she saw a crowd of people and the wizards starry headwear sticking up among them...

When she came closer, she saw a man with a fire ready to set on fire some gunpowder kegs next to it was a hellish machine and a small monkey strapped to it...

The Queen was furious, she gave an order to her guards to release the poor animal and seize the machine and then she got her guards to take the mage before her, he was pushed in to the dirty medieval street-dust... 

Crawling before her, she spat at him and gave the old man a small push so he fell down once again...

She said: 
- What is wrong with you? old naughty man, the sights of you makes my intestines feel like vomiting, 
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT OUR NEW LAW!!?

- Yes, Esmeralda, I know but I thought those laws didn´t apply to foreign animals...
....and since I am no longer allowed to venture in to the core, I set my sights at the celestial stage, I remembered that when I got blasted in to the upper void surrounding our world and passed by the moon an saw it was an orb made out of marble or stone, then I though that it would be possible to walk that stone, this little furry friend was the first part of this scheme, I would first send this animal before I my self tried it...

- First: old fool, to you I am Ma´am not Esmeralda, show your ruler some respect, you nasty old decomposed mummy...
Second: the next experiment will be carried out, but with you as a guinea-pig, not the monkey...
Third: how stupid are you despite all the books you have squeezed in to you head-maze!
How could you know that when the experiment was a a success or a failure, did you think that the monkey would build a return vehicle  blast its way back trough the void and tell you: Yes, cruel human, it is made out of stone and I could walk over there so it is safe to go yourself!

- But, but, Esma´ma...

- I rule by decree that this little experiment will take place, I the state and your queen will sponsor your little experiment, next month we will carry out this experiment on this square just as you intended it today, the only difference will be that instead of a monkey strapped to the machine it will our state and capitals mage... that is you if your thick wise head didn´t get it...
   

Taken on: March 21, 2012

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