LEGO Classic Castle: The Wizard-kings scream of getting treasure chest filled for the upcoming siege a compulsory book-signing and buying of the mages own pulp fiction (AFOL HOBBY MOC townsfolk minifigures at the town square ) Pic, Picture, Img, image,

            In the divided city preparing for the future Barbarian Siege the two warlords prepared in quite different ways, Prince Albert trained townsfolk in defence, improved the walls (in his part of the city) and saved supplies of food and water...

...and in the other part of the divided city the Mage-King had a brand new idea on how to get his chests filled with gold...

He forced every inhabitant of the easter part of the city to buy at least one handwritten novel of his pulp fiction half-pornographic sleazy romantic books...

- (Wizard-King) Next, hurry up I haven´t got all day, I need to have a nap and eat dinner before the barbarians begin their siege!!! Fish-Mongrel which book do you want to buy? 

- ( Fish-Mongrel) Mastel, Me wan´t book about Fisssch!, do wizlard written book of a human man falling in love with one Melmaid? a lovely Melmaid which is half fish, Her hed shall be of a halibut and her nasty below should be off a human lady.... have wizlard got such book?

- Dear Fishy-fishy, fish-mongrel, your mind is a riddle most amazing, No I haven´t ever written a book about a mermaid that has got a halibuts face and the reproductive organs of a human female, do you know why my dear supplier and friend?

- No masta´wizzlad!

- Because it is horrific, who would like to kiss a halibut? where is the romance or erotica in that? actually I would get quite turned off just thinking of it, but you my friend are an almost equally ancient person treading our ground, almost as old as me... But you are tenfolds as perverted as my dirtiest book ever could be imagined to be...

- Thank you Masta´wizzlard! I am vely honoled! so have you got any book about fisssh???

- Yes I have this one here, the Fisherman who caught a cod that could speak and got three wishes...

- Ah, Yes that one is about me, that happened me once, how many fisssh do I pay for it? 

- Oh just give me a kilo of cod and 23 small herrings the next time I shop for fissssh, eh I mean fish in your shop!!!

- Ok Big Wisslad king! I write it up in a note-sketch and add one monkfish with many arms as bonus!

Taken on: August 19, 2023

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