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NOBODY DOES IT LIKE ME

If there's a wrong way to say it
A wrong way to play it
Nobody does it like me

If there's a wrong way to do it
A right way to screw it up
Nobody does it like me

I've got a big loud mouth
I'm always talking much too free
If you go for tact and manners
Better stay away from me
If there's a wrong way to keep it cool
A right way to be a fool
Nobody does it like me

I hear a love song or ballad
I toss like a salad
Nobody tosses like me

And when my evenings get tougher
I just take two bufferin'
And drink a hot cup of tea

Last night I met an old acquaintance
At a fancy corner pub
He said: Come on, let's have some supper
So he used my credit-card!

If there's a wrong way to take a guy
The worst way to make a guy
Nobody does it like me

If there's a wrong bell, I ring it
A wrong note, I sing it
Nobody does it like me

If there's a problem, I duck it
I don't solve it, I just muck it up
Nobody does it like me

And so I try to be a gentleman
I'm no gentleman, I'm a fraud
And when I talk like I'm a gentleman
What I sound like is a frog

If there's a wrong way to get a guy
The right way to lose a guy
Nobody does it like me
Nobody does it

No, nobody does it
Nobody does it like me

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Taken in: United States / Texas / El Paso (show map)

Taken on: January 12, 2010

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Camera: Olympus E-3, f/3.5, 1/6 sec, 21mm, ISO 100 (more info) (hide info)

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Aperture:	f/3.5
Exposure Time:	0.167 sec (1/6)
Focal Length:	21mm
ISO:	100
Exposure Bias:	0 EV
Flash:	On, Did not fire
Exposure Program:	Manual
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Light Source:	Tungsten (Incandescent)
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Software:	Adobe Photoshop Lightroom Classic 8.2.1 (Macintosh)
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